The closest thing I’ll get to sexual contact is when I ask someone to pass me the ketchup

In-n-Out Memories

CoWorkers and I: Miguel go walk down to Starbucks and get us coffee sense it’s down the street!
Miguel: okay give me the money and tell me what you want
*here comes Cathrine trying to be some hero*
Cat: Hey Miguel take my car so it can be faster
*an hour passed by and here comes Miguel with melted Fraps
CoWorkers: what happened?
Miguel: I got in a car crash
Cat: :O
Me: :D hahahahahha Bahhh haha